if you are going to get poisoned, why not do it in front of a crowd. it's a big attention-getter, and for extra fun, they may have a hard time proving it even was poison...and despite scads of people around - on a football field, during Parliament, or during an office celebration just waiting for a party-pooper - you get the last laugh at these idiots, cuz nobody saw anything. well, maybe nobody. maybe a little justice with a last laugh.
I've got some overflow on books like these, so with a "quintuple-bill" seeming a bit extreme, I'll deal with people murdered on TV next week, when I'll be back to posting this stuff on Friday (have a great weekend, everybody!).